My original intention was to post one song from this soundtrack, but I like 'em all! Sweet artwork, too. Bollywood soundtracks usually clock in under a half hour, so you're not really in for a huge commitment here. Highlights include all Asha's songs (of course). Classic example of RD Burman's early-70s B-Funk, which was all the rage circa 2007.
WEIRD
Blind Chow @BlindChow - hilarious tweets
Because I have been laughing by myself reading tweets for, um, an hour or so, I thought I'd share some of the hilarity of one funny Twitter-er I particularly liked. Thx @BlindChow, your tweets are the tits.
Adult Sexy Oompa Loompa Costume With Wig
Oompa Loompa doompa-dee-doo
I've got a sexy puzzle for you
What do you wear when you need to look hot?
What will show off all the curves that you've got?
Hiding your bod' is a crime and a shame
What do you ... arrrrgh ... unh!
THIS IS YOUR FAULT, MOTHER!!!!
YOU ARE THE ONE TO BLAME, DADDY!!!!!!
THIS IS NOT A "PHASE." IT IS MY LIFE. THESE PEOPLE UNDERSTAND ME.
WHEN I WAS HAVING A HARD TIME LAST YEAR, THEY WERE FUCKING THERE FOR ME.
JUST BECAUSE YOU FAILED AS A PARENT DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE TO BE MISERABLE MY WHOLE DAMN LIFE!
BTW, I'VE MET THIS GREAT GUY.
HE REALLY UNDERSTANDS ME.
SOMETIMES, WE LIKE TO SWITCH THINGS UP.
YOU KNOW, LIKE CRAZY ROLE PLAY SHIT.
HERE'S A NICE PICTURE OF HIM.
HE HAD A DIFFICULT CHILDHOOD.
BUT ANYWAY, I'M JUST WRITING THIS TO LET YOU KNOW I'VE COME TO ACCEPT WHO I TRULY AM.
THIS HAS BEEN REALLY HELPFUL AND THERAPEUTIC FOR ME. I LOVE YOU AND WANT YOU TO BE IN MY LIFE FOREVER.
XOXOXOXOXOXO,
JENNICA
Cats That Look Like Pin Up Girls
I love cats so much that I think I follow more cats than people on Instagram. I'm perfect for this Internet age of cat ladies. Meet you at the Internet Cat Video Festival? Aw, hell yiis! (No, but seriously.)
Consequently, Cat Art Show LA, a self-proclaimed "meditation and ... celebration of the feline form" is right up my alley. Which is where I found a link to the venerable Cats That Look Like Pin Up Girls tumblr. Yay cats. That look like pinups. Maow.
Steve Roggenbuck - make something beautiful before you are dead
Steve Roggenbuck, the Internet's version of Whitman, has made me think poetry may not actually be dead to anyone other than poets? Some lines from his awesome/weird YouTube poem, make something beautiful before you are dead:
"this is a fucked up tree; this is three trees coming out of the same tree ...
I want to kiss you on the baseball field in the middle of the night ...
back in my grandfather's day, they didn't have yolo! ...
guess who you can't hug when you're dead ... everyone! ...
you are literally gonna die; make something beautiful before you are dead ...
hey fricker, guess what? we're both alive at the same time!"