Because I have been laughing by myself reading tweets for, um, an hour or so, I thought I'd share some of the hilarity of one funny Twitter-er I particularly liked. Thx @BlindChow, your tweets are the tits.
Because I have been laughing by myself reading tweets for, um, an hour or so, I thought I'd share some of the hilarity of one funny Twitter-er I particularly liked. Thx @BlindChow, your tweets are the tits.
"Oh Karen! Yes! Yes!!"
"My name is Carol!"
"Oh Cameron, yes, Cameron!"
"Dammit, I said my name is CAROL!!"
- Sex with a Starbucks employee
— Blind Chow (@BlindChow) April 4, 2014"I'm ur muse" she says, leaning in.
My muse?
"Muse…"
Closer.
"Mews…"
So close I can't breath.
*mews*
I wake up. My cat is on my face again.
— Blind Chow (@BlindChow) April 5, 2014"He was a cyborg!" the staircase tells the stair police. "Half stairs, half machine!"
They laugh.
But outside, an escalator approaches…
— Blind Chow (@BlindChow) April 6, 2014"Let me meet your dog!" she insists.
Uh oh. It was now or never…"Okay, but…um…he's kind of a crossbreed…"
A dogtopus slinks into the room.
— Blind Chow (@BlindChow) April 4, 2014I need to return this TV.
"Sir, that's a toaster"
I have a receipt.
"That's a napkin"
I have rights!
"You're a taco"
*taco bristles angrily*
— Blind Chow (@BlindChow) April 1, 2014