Oompa Loompa doompa-dee-doo
I've got a sexy puzzle for you
What do you wear when you need to look hot?
What will show off all the curves that you've got?
Hiding your bod' is a crime and a shame
What do you ... arrrrgh ... unh!
THIS IS YOUR FAULT, MOTHER!!!!
YOU ARE THE ONE TO BLAME, DADDY!!!!!!
THIS IS NOT A "PHASE." IT IS MY LIFE. THESE PEOPLE UNDERSTAND ME.
WHEN I WAS HAVING A HARD TIME LAST YEAR, THEY WERE FUCKING THERE FOR ME.
JUST BECAUSE YOU FAILED AS A PARENT DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE TO BE MISERABLE MY WHOLE DAMN LIFE!
BTW, I'VE MET THIS GREAT GUY.
HE REALLY UNDERSTANDS ME.
SOMETIMES, WE LIKE TO SWITCH THINGS UP.
YOU KNOW, LIKE CRAZY ROLE PLAY SHIT.
HERE'S A NICE PICTURE OF HIM.
HE HAD A DIFFICULT CHILDHOOD.
BUT ANYWAY, I'M JUST WRITING THIS TO LET YOU KNOW I'VE COME TO ACCEPT WHO I TRULY AM.
THIS HAS BEEN REALLY HELPFUL AND THERAPEUTIC FOR ME. I LOVE YOU AND WANT YOU TO BE IN MY LIFE FOREVER.
XOXOXOXOXOXO,
JENNICA
