Wild Bill Balazo

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Mew - Introducing Palace Players

Remember these guys? I'm not really sure why I dusted them off today, but behold! — a wicked guitar riff. Seems like trends move so quickly nowadays that the time is ripening for golden-age-of-buzz-bands nostalgia. Which is sort of the snake eating its own tail, if you think about it. Think about it long and hard. HARDER!

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The Brogues - Don't Shoot Me Down

Was ever a garunge rock band so garungey? On compilation-classic "I Ain't No Miracle Worker," the fellas kicked your dog in the ribs, then translated its primal yawp to musical form. But wait, there's more! If you flip that hardened puddle of wax to the B-side, you'll find "Don't Shoot Me Down," a gunked-up explosion of fuzz and snot and spit.

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The Astronauts / The Trashmen

Most surf bands were huge phonies (NOT DICK DALE, NEVER, EVER, SO SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!), but land-locked groups like The Astronauts (Colorado) and The Trashmen (Minnesota) took it to a new level. Aww hell, who am I to tell these boys they can't have a surf party? Perhaps the TRUE surf party is in the mind of the partier—as long as the mind has cleared out all distractions, all music theory, and all non-party desires, surfness can take one over completely, an endless summer of lapping waves from womb-to-tomb / birth-to-earth / sperm-to-worm, etc.

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Bonnie St. Claire - Clap Your Hands and Stamp Your Feet

Ah, the long tradition of pop songs giving instructions, then providing sound FX to imply that yes, the instructions have been followed. The greatest of these songs is the Shangri-Las' "Give Him a Great Big Kiss," obviously. Mwah! At the bottom of the barrel, you'll find massive turds like Tony Orlando's "Knock Three Times."

Maybe it's just her accent, but I'm down with this glammy jam from Bonnie St. Claire. Life is meant for living, so do what Bonnie would do, ladies: lace up your man-stompin' boots and go break a few hearts! 

Here's the vid. Bonnie and the boys hanging out in some factory. Looks like a good time!

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William Onyeabor - Why Go to War

Another great release from David Byrne's Luaka Bop label. This African beat pioneer / cowboy brings the grooves that dreams and babies are made of. Plus, get ready for some unchained P-funk Moogiteering around the 5-minute mark. An unnecessary covers album of his stuff was released for Record Store Day. Why listen to Hot Chip do these jams when the originals were such hot shit?

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Sir Victor Uwaifo / Frankie Francis & Simbad - Ohue

Y'all ready for Record Store Day? Thinking of lining up with a bunch of collector-types to buy the 2,725th early-70s Grateful Dead live triple-album? No?

Not much for me in this year's offerings, but Rough Trade is releasing a few of its compilations on vinyl. These could be pretty interesting for someone looking to get into, say, African blues or psychedelic Bollywood. Of course, their stuff is usually on streaming services, and I'm not sure there's much sonic value added in buying the vinyl (can't find info on their wax mastering process).

So enjoy this African dance track. Does this count as "disco?" Sounds a lot like a Franco et l'OK Jazz song with a bit of thippy Moog. Either way, it's an ass-shaker.

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Avey Tare's Slasher Flicks - Strange Colores

Are you a rowdy ranger? A true cowboy? A Rrrrriot Grrrrl? If so, you may or may not dig this maximalist tune from the shoutier dude in Animal Collective. And if you listen closely, you may detect some odd remnants from late-90s white-boy hip hop (minus the simulated DJ scratching). Kinda got that chant/sing thing going on at about 0:44, like the Beastie Boys if you're being generous, or like Chumbawamba if you're being an asshole.

Backhanded compliment? Maybe! Pleasurable track? Definitely!

WEIRD, ARTICLE

I Wanna Be the Free-est Man

I met a guy in Santa Barbara named Ken Loch. He may or may not have been homeless at the time. He kept a meticulous blog about the Tennissance. You see, the Tennissance is the ultimate mind / body confluence, a perfect melding of peak psychic powers with a mastery of physical motion, all embodied in the sport of tennis. I can't find the blog anymore, but his internet presence pops up every now and then on comment boards.

Ken Loch told me the next major advancement of the human race would come once enough people practiced the true technique of tennis, not that rinky-dink competition shit, but real tennis, which is meant to be a melding of tennis and yoga, sort of.

Anyone who's had an up-close encounter with religion or religious people can attest to the weird inverted freedom that comes from complete assuredness accompanied by unquestioning devotion. You wanna sit in a pew? Ken Loch is out there swingin' a racket! He's whacking a tennis ball with a tightly-wound thing specifically made for whacking tennis balls. His legs are pumping, his mind is focused; damn—he's a body in motion breathing air and sweating and pausing and then whacking that ball—inscape, know-whaddi-mean? He is a thing meant for hitting tennis balls.

No time to be the soft pink nugget of flesh encased in a car, a speeding mechanical insect, going from his house to his job and back again, he told me. He's a Tennissance man.

Tennissance forever.

WEIRD

The Savages - The World Ain't Round, It's Square

Not to be confused with the modern P4k darlings (or the millions of other pimply teen rage cases who formed bands named "The Savages"), these boys were based out of Bermuda and ended up cutting the classic garage scorcher "Live 'N Wild." Here's a fittingly low-quality YouTube upload of one of the best tracks from that record. You can find it here:

http://grooveshark.com/album/Live+N+Wild/5031589

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The Train Soundtrack

My original intention was to post one song from this soundtrack, but I like 'em all! Sweet artwork, too. Bollywood soundtracks usually clock in under a half hour, so you're not really in for a huge commitment here. Highlights include all Asha's songs (of course). Classic example of RD Burman's early-70s B-Funk, which was all the rage circa 2007. 

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Lee Dorsey - Ride Your Pony

Get your morning started with something totally stoopid! Here's an inconsequential little ditty from Lee Dorsey. It ain't Ginuwine, but it still grooves. I came to this party for the occasional goose-honkin' sax and the cut-rate gunshot FX. Sadly, the washboard promised in the photo doesn't make an appearance.