Here are two funny comics, which I found in sea of a bunch of other funny comics by Eric Colossal (real name?). As a cat lady, I particularly love Bear (who gets farted on; poor Bear).
Anywho, here are my responses to the two comics below:
Response to comic 1: *teeheelolharhargh* he's falling for it; the water beer. lolz, the beer is actually water.
Response to comic 2: *pfffhaahaha* Tried it, don't knock it. (Barf).
Do yourself a favor; visit his site and remember why you love the Internet (because it has free, funny comics). This is great!